Trees Ain't Gettin No Gifts

If you like it then you shoulda put some Sleigh Bells on it...

The Alfalfa and Omega

J-Dig Historic Note: This sketch was one of the first masterpieces created by J-Dig. Circa 2006.

Beware of Relatives

The Grim Reaper

For the less discerning eye, those are in fact Christmas bells that have been reaped in half by the Father of Death. One remains. Please pray for it.

Try Getting Shoes on Over These...

Lucifer's Impression

Blast off in...5, 4, 3, 2, 1 - Kiss!

Jewish Weaponry?

In case someone tries to brandish the beloved Hanukkah toy like an épée...

*The correct spelling seems to be dreidel. The illustrator acknowledges the mistake, but keeps the inaccuracy to increase dreidel awareness.

Halloween Hotty

Crime Scene

She's a Beaut

Look what happens when you slap some make up on a gigantic gourd...smashing!

Fall Class of 2010...

The Short & The Sweet of It

J-Dig has been featured in a blog coming str8 out the left coast, yall.

Check out the two posts they did on the Dig. Then cruize their blog - there's some good stuff on there, which may be obvious considering our inclusion.

Hump Day Giveaway:

http://www.theshortandthesweetofit.com/2010/09/hump-day-giveaway_15.html

Company Profile:

http://www.theshortandthesweetofit.com/2010/09/j-dig-cards.html

Many thanks to Kirby and Alexa!!

DJ Tighty Von Tightenstein

Friends in Low Places

Garth Brooks

Drop It Like It's Hot

Lil' Wayne

Do you fire your thumb at us, sir?

No, sir, we do not fire our thumb at you, sir, but we fire our thumb, sir.

A Dog in Da Hat

A Grand Return

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Sabrina, Sabrina

Another Graduating Class

With school right around the corner for scores of students, we thought we'd give a nod to the crowning musical opus for the endgame of education.

Adding some Touch to the Tone

We are well aware that corded phones are a thing of the past, but old phones should still get a chance to fornicate, should they not?

PeePee in the Potty

Urine themed post = Fun for the whole family!

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The artist* may or may not have intended the sketch above to have sexual connotations. There does seem to be some misshapenness around the nether regions, but the editor is convinced that that detail is attributable to unintended sloppiness.

*The term artist is used very generously.

Soliciting Tenderness

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Roll Up Your Sleeves...

Making a wish...in reverse.

Killin' with Eyeliner

Baseball's Hall-of-Famed Infant

Talk about a long labor...the Bambino would be quite the bundle.

Get Real!

The Serial Post-er Returns...

The images below are intended to eradicate all them fakesters out there. Beforewarned.

The captions are intended to clarify any ambiguity within the sketches.

Gone Fishin.

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Old timey movie projector.

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Fake punt. Football. Americano.

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Them thangs ain't plates...

Required Summer Reading

We know that everyone is probably excited that summer is here, and that you can finally discard any reading assignments that hang over you all school year. Well, we're stickin it to you with some homework in the summer. Rob Fortier and Meryl Hooker bitch slap the greeting card industry with this expose...

Here's the link to Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Pushing-Envelope-Greeting-Manufacturers-Working/dp/0578056976/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1276992428&sr=8-1

(By the way, I had to type that url in...talk about dedication...and disappointment with the copy/paste function of bloggggger.)